Wowzers....I am Back Baby !!!
I know you are shocked ..... I mean just look at the look on you face! BUT its true.... it's damn true....the Jester is back to terrorize.....
Don't ask where I have been... I won't tell you....There has been many a good Blog opportunites missed in my absence....I will list 3 brief examples...
1. Did you know that if you are stone cold drunk and you rearend someone you are better off running away than staying at the scene......to stay is a huge fine and most certainly a little jail time.......run away and you pay 200 bucks and lose 7 points.....RETARDED (yes I say retarded ...see previous post)
2. Did you know it can actually be funny to talk to a beautiful woman about how she pooped her pants.... I thought it would be gross before but nope.... it's funny.... escpecially if you keep bringing it up.
3. Did you know there is a place where you can go to a simulation of what its like to be at Niagara Falls..... its a 3-d presentation and apparently includes mist and everything....nice.....do you know where it is??...Oooooo about a 5 MINUTE WALK FROM NIAGARA FALLS.......What marketing jackass came up with that idea.....not to mention it costs like 14 bucks to see it....RETARDED (see previous post)
Anyway thats just a snip of whats been in my warped excuse for a brain over the past few months........talk soon.....maybe
Always the Jester....Never the Fool
posted by The Jester in Question at 2:41 PM
1 Comments:
Well first off let me say, welcome back you hot stud. I've missed you so much I've had to touch myself repeatedly.
Now on to your blog. Who would actually have the balls to tell you that she pooped her pants and wasn't 5 years old and it didn't start with "Daddy"...or did it??:)
I would go on that Niagra Falls ride. It has mist, you did mention mist and we all know how much I like getting wet:)
Anyway, welcome back Jester. I've missed you big boy:)
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