Round Hole - Square Peg
OK .....like most of my stories it begins.....so I am at work talking about nothing in particular.... and the topic moves to fast food.....McDonalds is mentioned ....Harveys......then someone spits out "Wendy's os ok"......and that got the wheels-a-turnin.....and ya know what????
WENDY"S IS NOT OK..........Since when is it ok to make a fecking SQUARE HAMBURGER.....I mean how the hell do you make a square one anyway..... last time I checked when you roll meat into a paddy it doesn't come out square !!!! Its all very unholy !!!! and .... like usual ... I blame the Catholics......
Of course this leads us to a whole different issue..... ok so you have gone ahead and made a square burger.....I don't like it... but you did it.....maybe I can live with it..... until I order my square burger..... and.....IT COMES ON A ROUND BUN.....I mean Feck man if you are going to make a square burger than commit to it......just like Tim Hortons addicts Ole Dave needs to fecking take a stand and stop pissing around.... With a square burger and a round bun you will never EVER get the meat to bun ratio right ...... I mean Jezuz its Burger making 101 !!!!!!
I think Wendy needs to go to Ronald McDonalds College......see I can solve all the worlds important problems....
WENDY"S IS NOT OK..........Since when is it ok to make a fecking SQUARE HAMBURGER.....I mean how the hell do you make a square one anyway..... last time I checked when you roll meat into a paddy it doesn't come out square !!!! Its all very unholy !!!! and .... like usual ... I blame the Catholics......
Of course this leads us to a whole different issue..... ok so you have gone ahead and made a square burger.....I don't like it... but you did it.....maybe I can live with it..... until I order my square burger..... and.....IT COMES ON A ROUND BUN.....I mean Feck man if you are going to make a square burger than commit to it......just like Tim Hortons addicts Ole Dave needs to fecking take a stand and stop pissing around.... With a square burger and a round bun you will never EVER get the meat to bun ratio right ...... I mean Jezuz its Burger making 101 !!!!!!
I think Wendy needs to go to Ronald McDonalds College......see I can solve all the worlds important problems....
posted by The Jester in Question at 4:12 AM
3 Comments:
As a participant in said conversation, I felt it necessary to toss in my couple of pennies. I am in complete and utter agreement with this! It is morally wrong to try to pass off a square burger as consumable fair. As morally reprehensible as wearing socks in fact. It offends me to my very core. And I am not a girl easily offended.
The offer of Wendy's in payment for letting the third person involved in this tirade to get all touchie feelie with me is definitely not going to be acceptable.
And John shall remain nameless to protect his innocence... unless he takes me to Mc Donalds, he's gettin' NONE!
Didn't Dave die?
I Dave died it is most likely because he choked on a square piece of burger!
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