Jester's Movie Review

Ok so this weekend the wife and I decide to rent movie's.......so off to blockbuster we go........whilst perusing the shelves I spot a movie that takes my interest......"Beowolf and Grendel"......upon reading the back it seems ok ...... the story of a viking hero battling a murderous troll......right up my alley..... I like action flicks and I like sword fighting movies... this one seems to have it all right???

Well to be sure you kinda pay attention to other facts when its a movie you have never heard of....well blockbuster has like 12 to 15 copies of it......good sign......and this is the second time I have attempted to rent it as it has been sold out previously.....good sign.....and even now the shelf is empty but I asked and they have a copy behind the counter...... all seems fine to me right???

WRONG !!??!!!!.......this movie was PURE SHITE ....an hour and a half of my life that I (and obviously alot of other idiots that rented it thus leading me to rent it) will never get back !!!! .....The story?? SHITE......The acting??? SHITE.....The scenery??? at first it seems nice until you realize its the same place used over and over again therefore... SHITE..................I mean seriously.......its set in Daneland (Norway) yet all the people from the same little village have different accents Fer Feck Sake...... I mean these people are practically related but one has a Scottish accent, another British.... the priest is Irish and the town witch is ... AMERICAN !!! (thats right...noone actually has a Norwegien or even Swedish accent).... I guess a clue to the shitiness of this movie should have been that one of the stars names was Ingvar......which leads me back to my previous post...Swedes suck !!!

So in retrospect if you have the opportunity to view this particular piece of cinemetography......don't !!!... You will regret it !!!!