Feck You Sweden !!!

Ok .... so in casual conversation with a co worker recently, he ever so kindly reminded me of an institution I rank up there with The KKK, Al Quaida, and Tim Hortons.... and her name?????



I mean holy shite......if I wanted to build my own furniture I would have became a carpenter (or a messiah/saviour of the world cause apparently its the same feckin thing ... but I digress).......with the kind of money ya have to freakin pay ... not to mention you have driven all the way to scarborough.... then you can put my fecking desk together for me A-Hole ..... .... add to that the fact that I nearly died once in an Ikea becuase I was WALKING AROUND FOR DAYS WITH NO EXIT IN SIGHT .... I mean JUZUZ H CHRIST....... I think the frikkin Swedes do that on purpose..... you get stuck in an circle pattern ... unable to find the escape route.... All the while they pump in that " soothing" music with the subliminal messages underneath brainwashing us ......."WE ARE SWEDISH....BUY OUR UGLY SHITE....AND WE DON'T WANT TO PUT IT TOGETHER SO DO IT YOURSELF STUPID CANADIAN !!!" ....Go to hell Sven and take your biatch wife Inga with you !!!

Seriously....other than the Swedish Bikini team and a couple of hockey players what good ever came out of Sweden??