The wife tried to poison me !!!

Ok .... so have you ever been in so much pain that the sheer intensity of it made you throw up? Well I hadn't either until yesterday........

So it goes like this.... I work pretty late ... get home around 1:30 in the morning.... the wife has a real job so she was home all evening and cooked me dinner and put it in the fridge.....so when I get home there is a nice plate of ribs and fried rice waiting right? .....well.......kinda........so I heat it up and eat it....yum yum ....... then off to bed.......

ok so now its 6 am and I am in the bathroom suffering from the most severe stomach pains I have ever felt.......but nothing is happening if ya know what I mean......so I am sitting on the crapper not crapping and the pain is excrutiating....so much so that I throw up in the bathtub.....so at this point I realize I have a decision to make..... its either off to the hospital or try and tough it out and see what happens....well as luck would have it Jesters don't like hospitals so toughing it out is the decision made......so back to bed I go ....for ohhhh about 5 minutes.... then I am back in the bathroom puking left and right !!!!.......

So here I am 2 days later.... stomach still hurts .....not near as bad ..... stopped puking though....must have puked the bad stuff out.....pulled a muscle in my sternum too .... from the puking of course....the only comfort I have is knowing the same thing happened to the wife about 7 hours after me... not as bad as mine but similiar.... why is that a comfort you ask? .......because at least now I know she didn't poison me on purpose so I don't have to sleep with one eye open !