I don't get it...

Ok so this post is going to be a tad Canadianized but a Jester has to vent now doesn't he.......TIM F'N HORTONS.......WTF is the fascination with Canadians and Tim Hortons??? It's a doughnut shop people....I swear if anything will ever make me go postal and go on a shooting spree you can bet it will be because, of and in the viscinity of a Tim Hortons !!!!.... I am so sick of being out trying to get where I am going and having to stop and wait because another Tim Horton's drive thru line up is so long its sticking out into the street and I can't get by.......HEY MORONS its COFFEE........ya ya ya I know what yer thinking..."but Jester...it's the best damn cup of coffee ever" ...well I am sorry but even the best coffee ever is still coffee and therefore still tastes like donkey piss. AND NEWS FLASH.... they now make Tim Hortons the home game..... so BUY A COFFEE MAKER AND MAKE IT AT HOME YOU LAZY ASS!!!!!....people without lame addictions are trying to get to work... I mean seriously if you need an addiction that badly then stop half assing it with caffeine and move on to crack or heroin.....commit to something damn it instead of playing the I'm a coffee addict game...... you're pathetic !!!!!


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Tim Hortons is evil and it already contains an addictive additive to make you addicted to it. They should just start having more sex, I know I'm addicted to that, not coffee.
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