Men and Women
Worst position for sexual intercourse:
Sexual intercourse between consenting anglerfish is limited to only one position--but what a position it is! The male anglerfish, considerably smaller and weaker than the female, sinks his teeth into his mate just above her eyes and hangs on for dear life--forever. Meanwhile, his body atrophies from disuse, and by the time he dies, he has been reduced to a set of disembodied, orally located sex organs. His fins, body, and lower organs have withered away long before.
According to MIT biologist Robert Bener, "He's essentially a male wart on the female's forehead."
(my wife says the same thing about me all the time)
Sexual intercourse between consenting anglerfish is limited to only one position--but what a position it is! The male anglerfish, considerably smaller and weaker than the female, sinks his teeth into his mate just above her eyes and hangs on for dear life--forever. Meanwhile, his body atrophies from disuse, and by the time he dies, he has been reduced to a set of disembodied, orally located sex organs. His fins, body, and lower organs have withered away long before.
According to MIT biologist Robert Bener, "He's essentially a male wart on the female's forehead."
(my wife says the same thing about me all the time)
posted by The Jester in Question at 3:51 PM
2 Comments:
That is a lie, because I have angelfish and the male does not latch on to the females head, nor does he die. He actually fans the eggs after she lays them until they are hatched. And along with that, angelfish don't have intercourse at all. The female lays her eggs, then the male fertilizes them.
-Little Gibson
Read again my little Gibson...its not an angelfuch is and angleRfish...different kinda fish honey !
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