OK .....like most of my stories it begins.....so I am at work talking about nothing in particular.... and the topic moves to fast food.....McDonalds is mentioned ....Harveys......then someone spits out "Wendy's os ok"......and that got the wheels-a-turnin.....and ya know what????
WENDY"S IS NOT OK..........Since when is it ok to make a fecking SQUARE HAMBURGER.....I mean how the hell do you make a square one anyway..... last time I checked when you roll meat into a paddy it doesn't come out square !!!! Its all very unholy !!!! and .... like usual ... I blame the Catholics......
Of course this leads us to a whole different issue..... ok so you have gone ahead and made a square burger.....I don't like it... but you did it.....maybe I can live with it..... until I order my square burger..... and.....IT COMES ON A ROUND BUN.....I mean Feck man if you are going to make a square burger than commit to it......just like Tim Hortons addicts Ole Dave needs to fecking take a stand and stop pissing around.... With a square burger and a round bun you will never EVER get the meat to bun ratio right ...... I mean Jezuz its Burger making 101 !!!!!!
I think Wendy needs to go to Ronald McDonalds College......see I can solve all the worlds important problems....
