Important Study...

I just can't help myself...

OK so today I will be bitching about a familiar topic.....now I know the topic of sex was mentioned but how can I bitch about sex? It's like pizza ... even when its bad its good......for us guys anyways.....

So no no no ... back to my main pain in the ass.....Jesus lovers !!!..... today incidentally we will discuss the catholics who I blame for the whole feckin mess !!!! All other christian spin offs, or as I like to call them, "Joanie and Chaci's" .. came from the retards otherwise known as the catholics. Due to a recent read (I am actually only halfway through the book ... imagine how pissed off I will be when I am finished) I am getting alot of insight into the creation of christianity and more specifically the catholic church. The book is called "The Jesus Paper's" by author Michael Baigent.....It was Baigent's original work called "Holy Blood Holy Grail" that in turn spawned The Davinci Code.....This Blog is way to short to cover the book so read it yourself if you have any interest ... but basically its the catholics that began "The Jesus Mythology" (thats right... I said mythology) and basically made it up as they went along....This Jesus of Faith preached goodwill and peace bla bla .... so tell me why were cathloics running all over Europe amd the Middle East burning people for having original thoughts? Easy...Catholics are assholes !!!

The book holds many interesting facts and theories....for example Jesus wasn't even declared a divine being until almost 200 years after his supposed crucifixtion (thats right... I said supposed)... Jesus himself never claimed to be the Son of God....he was a fecking political leader for a group called the zealots bla bla bla....

so in summary.......if I ever find myself in a situation where I get to declare war on any country.... the vatican it is ..... pricks !!!!!

Bloggers Block

Ok... so I seem to be suffering from a bit of bloggers block.....considering I don't want to talk about my life (its way to boring anyway) that only leaves me with my warped opinions...and to be honest I haven't had any outbursts recently. With the exception of continued anti chrisitan sentiments which have kept my mind busy of late...however I wailed on the Jesus freaks a few weeks back so I don't see the point wailing again just yet....although I am reading a great book which attempts to argue the point that Jesus never died on the cross .... but I digress.....

So to the point...what the hell can I get an opinion on... I mean really I have alot of fecked up opinions on most topics... I just can't think of any ..... lil help anyone?

I don't get it...

Ok so this post is going to be a tad Canadianized but a Jester has to vent now doesn't he.......TIM F'N HORTONS.......WTF is the fascination with Canadians and Tim Hortons??? It's a doughnut shop people....I swear if anything will ever make me go postal and go on a shooting spree you can bet it will be because, of and in the viscinity of a Tim Hortons !!!!.... I am so sick of being out trying to get where I am going and having to stop and wait because another Tim Horton's drive thru line up is so long its sticking out into the street and I can't get by.......HEY MORONS its COFFEE........ya ya ya I know what yer thinking..."but Jester...it's the best damn cup of coffee ever" ...well I am sorry but even the best coffee ever is still coffee and therefore still tastes like donkey piss. AND NEWS FLASH.... they now make Tim Hortons the home game..... so BUY A COFFEE MAKER AND MAKE IT AT HOME YOU LAZY ASS!!!!!....people without lame addictions are trying to get to work... I mean seriously if you need an addiction that badly then stop half assing it with caffeine and move on to crack or heroin.....commit to something damn it instead of playing the I'm a coffee addict game...... you're pathetic !!!!!