Men and Women

Worst position for sexual intercourse:

Sexual intercourse between consenting anglerfish is limited to only one position--but what a position it is! The male anglerfish, considerably smaller and weaker than the female, sinks his teeth into his mate just above her eyes and hangs on for dear life--forever. Meanwhile, his body atrophies from disuse, and by the time he dies, he has been reduced to a set of disembodied, orally located sex organs. His fins, body, and lower organs have withered away long before.

According to MIT biologist Robert Bener, "He's essentially a male wart on the female's forehead."
(my wife says the same thing about me all the time)

Faithfully rewarded

Hows this for devine justice

A woman in Prague, Czechoslovakia, threw herself from a third-floor window after learning that her husband had been unfaithful to her. She landed on her husband, who was entering the building at that moment. He died instantly; she survived.

makes a Jester smile just a little