When Jesters Attack !!!!

Welcome to a new segment I like to call "When Jesters Attack !!!

Take that Pop Culture King !!!!...it looks good on ya !

My new past time.....

Its always nice to pick up new hobbies and past times.....well I picked up a new one tonight.
After work I picked up the Mrs. and off we went to Denny's....I am not a big fan of Denny's but it was 2 am so options are limited......anyhoo......we went to Denny's for dinner

We ate...it was ok.... the cheque came... it was not that bad...but for whatever reason I paid with my credit card.....so they brought me back the receipt to sign and left assuming I would leave the receipt...which of course I did.....BUT....what didn't I leave you ask??? ...THE PEN...

That's right.... I thiefed the pen !!!!...Jester the pen bandit you can call me.....this is my second consecutive pen swipe... I am a regular restaurant clepto baby !!!! Restaurants of the world beware !!! The Jester is coming for you pens !!!!

And restauarants always use such nice pens......

Wowzers....I am Back Baby !!!

I know you are shocked ..... I mean just look at the look on you face! BUT its true.... it's damn true....the Jester is back to terrorize.....

Don't ask where I have been... I won't tell you....There has been many a good Blog opportunites missed in my absence....I will list 3 brief examples...

1. Did you know that if you are stone cold drunk and you rearend someone you are better off running away than staying at the scene......to stay is a huge fine and most certainly a little jail time.......run away and you pay 200 bucks and lose 7 points.....RETARDED (yes I say retarded ...see previous post)

2. Did you know it can actually be funny to talk to a beautiful woman about how she pooped her pants.... I thought it would be gross before but nope.... it's funny.... escpecially if you keep bringing it up.

3. Did you know there is a place where you can go to a simulation of what its like to be at Niagara Falls..... its a 3-d presentation and apparently includes mist and everything....nice.....do you know where it is??...Oooooo about a 5 MINUTE WALK FROM NIAGARA FALLS.......What marketing jackass came up with that idea.....not to mention it costs like 14 bucks to see it....RETARDED (see previous post)

Anyway thats just a snip of whats been in my warped excuse for a brain over the past few months........talk soon.....maybe

Always the Jester....Never the Fool