One twinkie too many??

I have made a rather enlightening although unpleasant discovery........but before I get to that ...

I apologize for my blogging absence of late.....I have been distracted and uninspired......but no worries ... I am back for my loyal fans.... both of you

Anyway back to my discovery.......So as you know I work late and usually end up staying up late....I mean really late... as in infomercial territory......so I am flipping through infomercials and settle on one of those time life cd collections of oldies but goodies.....you know the ones.......this one shows old clips of the artists as well .........when they came to the song "The Twist" I made my upsetting discovery......
I AM CHUBBIER THAN CHUBBY CHECKER

Thats right.... I realized that I am bigger than a guy whose name is Chubby....thats disturbing.....now in my defense for a guy named chubby he isn't all that big ... but that doesn't excuse the fact that I am chubbier than chubby......

I need a carrot stick....pilates anyone????