Reality Check

Ok so I have made fun of people for their lame ass Tim Hortons addictions..... and yes you are still lame.....but turns out I have a lame ass addiction of my own....... REALITY TELEVISION

Hello.... My name is Jester... and I am a Reality Teleholic

Thats right... I love Reality tv... I watch almost anything.... Survivor.....The Amazing Race......The Apprentice... The Biggest Loser... Hell I even watch Laguna Beach....

But the newest installment will be Big Brother All Stars .... I loved Survivor all stars so Big Brothers version seems enticing... I want janelle to win ... Shes hot and more then a little nutz... which of course seems to be what I am attracted too ... so if you ever wanna pick me up I guess a good tip would be to trying it wearing a straight jacket (and perferably nothing else).... of course then my wife would kill me because she is a little bit nutz (thats why I married her after all) and so on and so forth..........but if you think the lameness ends with Reality tv... think again !!!

I have also found myself lately tuning in to watch Coronation street.... its something I got into when I lived in Ireland (they only have 8 channels so choices are limited) and I find myself back into it again ............. but damn it I must know if Jamie finds out his fiance was sleeping with his father while they were dating....

Anyway ... a glimpse into the mind of a sad man !!!!!!

A dream come true

OK so those of you that have read previous entries you will be aware of my fascination with the stunning and funny Anna Faris ........(takes a moment to drool) ... well I have failed to mention that there is one girl that rivals her.....and that is the sexy and hilarious Isla Fisher (the red head from The Wedding Crashers) ..... mmmmmm Isla.....

Well it just so happens that last night I was watching the MTV Movie awards and if Isla Fisher won for breakthrough performance of the year ... damn she is hot ... and guess what ??? It was presented to her by....none other than my beloved Anna Faris .......wahooo .... on stage together... they hugged and touched each other .... damn to be the meat in that sandwich.....makes it alot easier to visualize my dirty thoughts now that I actually saw them together ... Holy hell they are smokin....

Anyway ... just a glimpse inside the mind of a dirty perverted Jester

Beating a dead horse....

OK so I know I have blabbered on alot about religion and such .... but I found me a website that in all serious makes me wanna run for the office of antichrist... I mean the BS people pull in the name of god is rediculous.

So there is a church down the the southern states (what a surprise) called Westboro Baptist church that basically is just a step up from the KKK....the difference is they don't promote actual violence just the hate that usually goes along with it ... and it is not racist just homophobic and more than slightly retarded... they have a few sites actually... a few being www.godhatesfags.com .... www.godhatescanada.com ... www.godhatessweden.com etc etc.....why Sweden I have no idea, I think they have legalized gay marriage as well so that would explain it. Anyway the church is not mainstream and is made up of less then 100 followers 80% of which are all related (most likely of the cousin marrying variety)....so basically I am waiting for them to complete the cults suicide pact and be done with them.....

Waco here we come !!!

I sent them a fun little email and will wait to see if I get a reply....seemed like fun at the time....I don't know if they will though because I mentioned I was Canadian so they may think I am the devil... which is cool too.... but I prefer title of antichrist.

Its sad to say but these mental midgets are giving regular run of the mill idiot religions a bad name !