Religious Rant.....or something like it.

Ok so I have been goofing around on this Blog so far and I feel it's time to actually try a serious discussion of a controversial viewpoint. Give my opinion on a relevant topic so to speak. So I picked religion....why? Because religious people piss me off !!!

Don't get me wrong I am not talking about the quiet kids that just go to church do what they do and you never hear about it, sure they are insecure but whatever works for you. I am talking about the slack jawed automatons that feel that its not good enough to have a belief but that everyone else should be as stupid as they are. Look... if you want to throw away your money and time because some con man jackass of a preacher or evangelist has somehow convinced you that the way to salvation is too line their pocket books and fill their wallet's that's your business. But don't expect me to pass on 10% of what I earn so some minister can take a "missions trip" to the Dominican Republic or pay for his hooker or whatever he is gonna do with it.....damn it if he needs money that bad GET A JOB !!!

Actually come to think of it I don't like my job, maybe I will pick some random book and start twisting everything it says to mean whatever I want it to mean and start me a big business church... hell I won't even have to pay taxes....did you know that shakespeare was a prophet? He wrote the words of God in his plays and only I can decipher the code....gimme a $100 bucks and I will tell you all about how you are better then everyone else because you believe the crap I say and how everyone else needs to be made to act and think just like you ! Did you know that Hamlet is Shakepeare's code for Jesus ?? and he died so that you could speak to spirits... that's right you can talk to your dead grandmother ... she won't talk back but I can pass on her messages to your through the use of television.....it's all there ...the secret message on Happy Days says you will live forever in the land of Ceasar which is Shakepeare Heaven and it can all be yours for $100 a month ....act now and get a free set of steak knives !!!!

The Point? Organized religion is retarded !!!!

My Pee Smells like Kitty Litter...

Indeed it did today.....I don't usually get into my personal shite on this here doo hickey so I will leave out details but the milk in my corn flakes was yellow today and my ass still hurts cause someone left the KY on the shelf today......riddle me this.......

An extremely uncomfortable situation was presented at work today where a supervisor needed to have a very uncomfortable talk with an employee.......now ... did said employee's super do it? nope.... maybe the manager ?? nope.... How about HR who instigated said nasty situation??? nope.......guess what...

The Jester had to do it !!!!!!... Like I said I ain't getting into details cause Gawd knows who will ever end up reading this here rag ..... but the Jester's smile was a little crooked today......and his ass was a tad on the bloody side.... anyone got a tampon?